MR. COFFEE KIDNAPPED?

WE walked into the office this morning thirsting for some caffeine.....Mr. Cofee was not at his post!! Dereliction of duty?  Was he...kidnapped?  Was OUR coffeemaker taken and brainwashed into a cult?

THE NON-DRAMATIC EXPLANATION:  MARIA took him home because he was leaking!

Can you say: "New Coffee Maker"?